June 24th, 2013
When I first started my hypnotherapy practice, some 16 years ago, the way to get clients was to advertise via Yellow Pages. It was simple. The more clients you wanted, the bigger the ad you bought. Almost all practising hypnotherapists did this. And, when I first started, only about 2 % of the members of the National Register of Hypnotherapists and Psychotherapists had their own websites. You didn’t really need one. Yellow Pages did it all for you!
That quickly changed. I got my first website about ten years ago and had it completely re-vamped in 2011 (many thanks Jel!). On my new website I wanted a page on which I could post things – articles, mainly, but also other short pieces, mostly relating to hypnosis and hypnotherapy but not exclusively. I called it my “Articles” page as I think that the word “blog” is one of the ugliest in the English language. This page also has a facility for posting comments. And here’s the bugbear.
From Day One I started to receive spam comments. These “comments” are usually a few lines of rubbish and a whole string of live links. None of these ever make it on to my articles page. Why? For the most part, the use of the English language is execrable, and yet it is fascinating how often the word “fastidious” turns up. Here are some examples:
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Mostly such “comments” try to get published by saying nice things about one’s writing. The problem is that such complements are either utterly banal or badly written to the point of incoherence. An example of each:
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.Well – I suppose that spam is an unhappy part of modern life. It is a minor inconvenience – not the end of the world. It is rather akin to walking out of your front door in the morning to find that someone has stewn litter over your front path.
But occasionally a comment will really irritate me. This morning some imbecile sent me this:
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Well, Yuro, if that is your name, if my posts are “kinda” boring then can I suggest that you get some “kinda” life – AND LEAVE MY B***DY WEBSITE ALONE??